That’s Treasure Treasure: Fortress Forage: Extra Edition.

Well, it is out. Now. Look:

80 MS points on Xbox Live Indie Games. What the cocks are you waiting for?

Buy it here.

Read more about it here.

Kiss me here.

This is almost brand new breaking news shit, this is. It only had 309 views when I was sent it this morning, and in the space of a few hours it’s approaching 3,000. It’s like being a real games journalist.

Apparently it’s all pre-rendered (so not gameplay, don’t get excited, you bum-face) and made by some fans (or one fan, I dunno), but my, does it not look lovely? I don’t think this is going to do Sonic 4 any favours.

Thanks for sending it over, Sawan.

You can catch loads of people from the internet talking about it over at NeoGaf.

Anyone played that Kane & Lynch 2 demo? I couldn’t tell what the fuck was going on. At all. It was all dark, and loads of people from another country kept trying to shoot me for reasons I could not understand. I kept shouting at the screen in vain, “Please! Stop shooting at me! I’m probably middle aged and am wearing a vest! I look like I haven’t had a wash in a few weeks! What’s going on?!”

I also found that spraying gunfire wildly at anything I could just about make out was a lot more effective that actually trying to pick off individual targets.

As I played, I thought of Sonic’s green hills and blue skies, and I felt a great sadness and longing.

That is my impression of the Kane & Lynch 2 demo.

I like the fact it is pretending to be a Youtube video, that’s clever.

Some new BioShock Infinite screens have appeared in that horrible place called the internet today, look at them:

You can see them at a much bigger size over at Eurogamer, complete with obnoxious comments from children with no friends.

Have you ever owned one of these?

If you’re a 4 year old girl, that’s fine – carry on. If you’re anything other than that, a man in his mid to late twenties for example, then that’s not fine. In fact it’s somewhat questionable and I strongly doubt we could be friends.

That is, unless you were willing to paint them to look like a character from a popular videogame. Maybe make some minature clothes for them too? Something like these, maybe?

Yeah, something like those. I might consider going for a pint with you if you did that. No promises though. And you’d have to be buying.

You can see some more of those over here, if you’re that way inclined.

Oh hell yeah.

Cheers, VG247.

Of course I love Sonic Colours, of course I do. And I’ll tell you what is helping me to love it, videos such as this:

The music has that lovely SEGA cheese that is absolutely necessary for maximum enjoyment of anything. If you play it when you’re cooking/at work/attempting to pleasure yourself (or all three), suddenly the task ceases to be tedious and soul destroying, it becomes the best thing you’ve ever done.

Aside from the excellent music,  the game also clearly contains Sonic running and jumping on things a bit like he did in the best bits of Sonic Unleashed. You can’t go wrong, really.

You’ll never guess when it’s out, not unless you’ve already read the announcement on another site yesterday (like I did).  It’s out on November 12th on Wii and DS in Europe, November 16th in the US.

That means that we’ve won, Britain. We have defeated America.

Good work.

I was on about Treasure Treasure in the last post, if you remember, though you probably didn’t read it. Guess what? After a brief career as a wet t-shirt competition judge Craig is back in games, and is porting Treasure Treasure from PC to the noisy, broken, on fire Xbox 360. It looks better than I can fully get to grips with:

When is it out? I do not know. But when it is, the world will be a slightly better place for us to spend our miserable days.

Follow Craig’s progress over at Ishisoft. Or, hide in his bushes and look at him through the window.

You may not have noticed, but I have no clue what to write here at the moment. There are still games that are lovely coming out but I can’t seemed to get motivated  enough to rant on and on about them on here. Anyway, since I’m around you can have some videos, which seems to have become our “thing”. Prepare to be thrilled until your nether regions shrivel up.

American McGee’s doing a sequel to Alice (not on his own obviously). The old one was ace. The new one will probably be good as well.

Marvel vs. Capcom 3 is coming together nicely. Bit of info on it here.

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Craig has made a full map picture thing from his excellent game Treasure Treasure: Fortress Forage.

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Thanks for reading.

If there’s one game from this year’s E3 that’s grabbed me by the furry man plums and refuses to let go, it’s Metal Gear Solid Rising. Have a look at the trailer and see if you can wrestle your knackers away from it.

Look at all that cutting – arms and legs everywhere! He even chops a bloody car in half!

No longer does it carry the ‘Tactical Espionage Action’ moniker either, this is ‘Lightning Bolt Action’. Which suggests it’s less about mincing about in boxes and more about slicing shit up. I’d hate to be the one trying to get that past the ratings boards!