That’s Treasure Treasure: Fortress Forage: Extra Edition.

Well, it is out. Now. Look:

80 MS points on Xbox Live Indie Games. What the cocks are you waiting for?

Buy it here.

Read more about it here.

Kiss me here.

I was on about Treasure Treasure in the last post, if you remember, though you probably didn’t read it. Guess what? After a brief career as a wet t-shirt competition judge Craig is back in games, and is porting Treasure Treasure from PC to the noisy, broken, on fire Xbox 360. It looks better than I can fully get to grips with:

When is it out? I do not know. But when it is, the world will be a slightly better place for us to spend our miserable days.

Follow Craig’s progress over at Ishisoft. Or, hide in his bushes and look at him through the window.

Jesus Christ. I’ve been getting so caught up with all this E3 NONSENSE that I forgot to have a look on TIGSource for stuff to rob for the site.

I found this!

Looks alright, that. Coming 2011 allegedly. What happened to Owl Boy? Is that still on its way?

Official site for the game.

Thanks, TIGSource.

Okay, time to announce the winner of that ‘competition‘ we did the other day. The question was: “If games were never invented, what the hell would you be doing with your life?”

The winner is going to have to be ShinHogosha with his answer:

“I would be getting laid.

…aw, who the hell am I kidding? I’d just go through more porn and lotion. ”

He has won because his answer was honest, he used the word ‘hell’, and he used a sad face. I like all of these things. Send us your email address using the contact button at the top of the page, and we’ll send you the code. No funny stuff.

In future, no more competitions, it makes me feel like a bloody children’s tv presenter.

Thanks to all that entered.

Here I am again, ‘pimping’ games by my mates. This time it’s Flying Squirrel Games with Avatar Bumper Cars. It’s not about those tall blue blokes from the cinema, it’s about those little freakish blokes you can create on the Xbox 360.

They can’t be arsed selling it for a socially acceptable price so it’s only 80 MSPs (less than a quid), which is less than you spend on those dirty phone lines for a minute of raunchy talk with a fifty year old woman!

AMAZING.

Here are some pictures of it:

You can even have some official blurb if you’re feeling effing greedy:

Avatar Bumper Cars is a 1-4 player arena battle game. Watch your avatar take control of a bumper car in one of 5 different arenas and face off against either your friends or the computer in an action packed battle! Use your car’s spikes to hit their gas cans and send them flying out of the arena. Will you be the last man standing?

Will I be the last man standing? Will I? I just don’t know. Maybe I should find out by buying the game.

The Flying Squirrel men are doing competitions to give away free codes for the game, all you have to do is comply to their orders without asking any questions. Keep checking their site for more giveaway business. We’ll be giving one away soon as well, I just need to think of a decent question.

It could take a few years.

I swear we’ll do a post that isn’t promoting things soon. If you’re lucky it might not even be an embedded video!

UpBot Goes Up is Craig’s new puzzle game coming to Xbox  Live Indie Games, iPhone, and Flash. He’s making it with people called LeFishy and Bateleur, who he met at TIGJam UK earlier in the year. I’m assuming they have real names, like Keith and Jerry, but I don’t know.

Here are some pictures of the game IN ACTION:

But it’s not just a game that you and I can enjoy, it’s a game that people who are colour blind can enjoy as well! I’ve heard it all now.

Check this the fuck out.

That probably means that even left handed people can play it!

Well done to Craig, LeFishy (provisionally Keith), and Bateleur (provisionally Jerry), hope the game turns out well. If you have anything to add, or you just want to shout at me for giving you pretend names, stick it in the comments.

Keep checking Ishisoft for updates, we’re unlikely to pick up any developments until months later!

EOLB CONTENT NOTE:

We seem to only be able to post videos, or stuff about games that my mates are making at the moment. Sorry about that. I’d like to say that normal service will resume shortly, but I can’t really remember what that is. Suffice to say no gaming news has particularly excited me recently, not even Sonic 4. I was on Eurogamer today and apparently Resonance of Fate and Metro 2033 are good, which is nice because they both look interesting.

I think my Xbox is breaking again, I was playing BioShock 2 and everything kept going pink and crazy, like last time. I am sad about this.

I still need to buy Bayonetta.

That is my personal gaming news for you, what is yours? Let’s share.

Banana Split is not cheap in a sexual way. It’s not wearing too much make up and a short skirt, and is not willing to touch your special places with its mouth in exchange for a drink and a taxi home.

It is however, 80 MS points on Xbox Live, which is somewhere in the region of the price of a Kit Kat. Banana Split is like a Kit Kat that you can’t eat, which makes it last longer. Another bonus is that it contains none of the calories of a Kit Kat.

So if you want to get a digital Kit Kat with no calories that is in fact a game called Banana Split from Xbox Live Indie Games, you should probably click here.

This came out on WiiWare (remember that?) today:

Looks “well mint”, I’ll probably pick it up whenever I retrieve my Wii from Ant & Dec or someone’s grandma or whoever the fuck has nicked it to pretend to be a tennis player this week.

Check out the genuine Max & the Magic Marker website for more info, and a demo!

Can you remember when I wrote a short review for a game called Crayon Physics Deluxe?

I said it carried off a child-like charm unique to itself with heaps of polish? No?

I included the words ‘phallic’ and ‘cock’ in the opening paragraph? Yeah, that’s the one!

Well if my review wasn’t enough to make you go ahead and buy it, then the fact that you can now choose how much to pay for it might be. To celebrate the games first birthday, the developer, Petri Purho, has taken a leaf out of 2D Boy’s book and is letting you pay whatever you want for the PC version of the game until 15th of January.

Whether you pay the original price of $19.95 or just $1, it’s a great game and well worth your money. Even if it is just to see your own cock-contraptions come to life.

Craig “I’m sorry but we’ve run out of women for you” Forrester has a new site.

It’s like the old one, except it links to us a lot more, and looks a bit nicer, and we love it at least TEN TIMES as much.

Here is a screencap of it:

And here’s a close up of His name:

He does artwork and puts it up there, like 3D models of Treasure Treasure characters:

We have a link to it up there in the top right, or you can click here.

As you can see we are attempting to set a high standard for posting in the new year with this entry, I can’t see us surpassing this one, but we may as well start out strong at least.

Pretty much blows all of last year’s stuff out of the water.