Your Mother.
Sometimes, games don’t get released outside of Japan. It’s sad but true. More often that not, it’s because us simple folk don’t understand their complicated language, or because we wouldn’t understand their strange abnormal humour. In the case of Mother 3 for the GBA, which...
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National Videogame Archive: Saving the arse of games.
Good news, everyone; people want to preserve our sexy art form! Going where no one else can be damned, the National Videogame Archive is crying out for us all to preserve our gaming crap, lest it be lost for future generations (like films and stuff have). I’m not sure those neglectful other industries...
World of Goo is Goo-d.
Those in the know won’t need me to tell them that World of Goo is now available to purchase and download from here. They also won’t need me to tell them that it’s a lot like bridge builder but with a great deal more charm. But I’m guessing you’re not in the know, what with...
Golden Axe: Beast Rider is good, and you are shit?
I dunno. I’m still tempted to rent this and see if I like it. God Hand was disliked by most of the mainstream press (because they were crap at it), but it’s one of my favourite games in the world. Still, it didn’t “universally bomb” like this new Golden Axe thing. Dave Halverson...
This post does not contain any Qur’an quotes (I hope).
I was going to do a post yesterday that involved being angry about the whole LittleBigPlanet recalling thing. It was going to involve ranting about how ridiculous it all appeared, and how I thought it was an overly politically corrent reaction by a bunch of white blokes shitting themselves in an office...
Little Big Planet is a racialist.
Want to hear the reason you won’t be playing Little Big Planet this Friday? That’s the reason right there. It was a (pretty catchy) song from the game which apparently quotes lines from the Qur’an. Who’d have known? Other than Muslims of course. That’s why the game was...
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Love.
I’m not really in a writing mood today. I’ve splurged enough of my words onto the site this week, my hands are starting to ache. One last thingmajig for you, sirs. Love, that game that is an MMO and is procedurally generated and is all fancy looking like a painting, is now moving for you...
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BioShock 2… Sea of Dreams?
I didn’t know BioShock 2 was going to be a Kirby game… Haha, of course, this is a joke. Let’s get serious. I dunno if this is real or not, but I’m pretty gullible, and happy to do an easy update. Apparently there is a 15 second teaser video for BioShock 2 included in the PS3 version...
Sakura is hitting Ken.
Sakura is in the console versions of the wonderful looking Street Fighter IV. Here are some pictures of Sakura being in the console versions of the wonderful looking Street Fighter IV. #gallery-2 { margin: auto; } #gallery-2 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align:...
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BREAKING NEWS: Altair can swim.
Oh shit! Prince of Persia (the new one) animation director David Wilkinson has said that his good buddy Alex Drouin is working on Assassin’s Creed 2, and the last thing he saw those cheeky fellas doing was making Altair swim. Apparently this is big news, because nobody knew that Assassin’s...
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