Seriously, what are SEGA doing announcing new games while I’m doing arguably more exciting things than crying while refreshing Gamespress? What’s this all about? I thought we were friends, SEGA. In fact, I thought we were more than friends. I know you come home drunk smelling of other women,...

I love Rocket Knight Adventures. I absolutely bum it blind. Its protaganist is an obscure marsupial with a jet pack and a sword who fights pigs/lizards/rats for a living, and yet it takes itself seriously enough for it not to seem totally ridiculous. That is the genius of Japanese people that make games,...

I really want to write something substantial about things I’ve just read on Kotaku. Stuff about the Metroid Prime Trilogy coming to Wii, or stuff about a DS game called Scribblenauts that looks quite nice, but I can’t be arsed at the moment. Still, we need content, it’s been a bit slow...

It’s called Muscle March, and it probably won’t come out in Europe because it might scare mums/insecure young men. I haven’t watched this with sound, so if it says “Matt is gay” all the way through, I’d appreciate someone letting me know. Cheers, Cartoon Brew. swfobject.embedSWF("http://www.youtube.com/v/U_s7iCOj9HU&rel=0&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=0",...

Golly gee whiz. There’re only a few things I like more than staring longingly into Karl’s soulful eyes over a candle lit dinner (at McDonalds),  and one of those things is Ninja Turtles. There’s something infinitely compelling about big green blokes slapping people about with exotic...