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SEGA people racing about in cars looks fun.
Oh, sod it, I’m sold. It’s still got a stupid name though, Sumo, just so you know. You don’t have to care. I wish you did, though. I care about you. swfobject.embedSWF("http://www.youtube.com/v/kUYOP9U4VqQ&rel=0&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=0", "vvq-2093-youtube-1",...
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We get odd people visiting our site… someone got here today by searching for “best pumpkin porn”. Oh dear.

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Selling Out #1.
We got sent this by some publicity people, so we feel a bit like a “proper website” for once. They probably meant to send it to someone else, or it’s just our parents posing as a company trying to make us feel good about ourselves again. Either way, it made us feel special, and like...
Sin & Punishment 2 is nearly out in Japan.
I haven’t pretended to be excited about a game for a bit as far as I can remember (because I can’t actually be excited about a game, that would be uncool, and I am anything but uncool), so I think now is the time. There’s nothing else to bloody write about, anyway. Sin & Punishment...
Pumpkin Porn.
Halloween is fast approaching, and if that means a night of hiding indoors with the lights off and TV turned down in order to avoid adolescent beggars, then why not attempt to carve a gaming related pumpkin to pass the time? And how better to find inspiration than to copy off someone else’s ideas!...
I’ll be quiet about this soon.
That Banana Split game I keep harping on about as if I have something to gain has finally been let out of its filthy, faeces-ridden cage and onto Xbox Live Indie Games, another faeces-ridden cage. What kind of a life is this for a game? We have to save it. YOU have to save it! “How?” you...
RunMan – A game about colourful running.
I don’t have “time” to do any “research” on this,” sadly”, but it looks like lots of fun. It is said to be “A totally awesome game by Tom Sennet and Matt Thorson”, by the creators, Tom Sennet and Matt Thorson. I would be inclined to agree: http://www.vimeo.com/6675849 Can...
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Just saw Sonic & Mario outside Game on Oxford Street. Wanted to hug and kiss them, but they were too busy waving at kids. :( :( :(

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Epic Mickey screens!
Somebody has been naughty and scanned this month’s Game Informer Magazine… I think it looks pretty nice, but that’s because I bum Mickey Mouse and Disney and all that animation nonsense. I have books about it and everything. I haven’t read them, I spend too much time staring...
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Shenmue 3!
Well, not quite – but probably as close as we’re ever going to get. Did you see the bit where he jumped into a bloody forklift truck in mid-air? Shame he didn’t do that in the first Shenmue – would have made those god-awful forklift races a darn sight more fun. swfobject.embedSWF("http://www.youtube.com/v/jILxmTzZd5Q&rel=0&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=0",...
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