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Matt - 25/11/2009
Meandering toward Splatterhouse screens.
I’m sure the whereabouts of Karl are keeping you awake at night, they certainly are me (it’s not gay). Well, I have discovered what he’s been up to. You remember his heroin addiction? He managed to overcome it with willpower and being locked in a room. He’d stopped stealing my...
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Matt - 20/11/2009
BioShock 2 Special Edition.
I was done with all this limited/collectors edition nonsense. I don’t want figures and replica guns and all that shit, it just took me a few extra thirty quids to realise it. So no, I was done. I was all like “Dude, I am fully not buying special edition bullshit no more, yo. I am just going...
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"endoflevelboss" - 19/11/2009

That new Ninja Theory game looks rather pleasant: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/enslaved-interview

Matt - 16/11/2009
You’ll never guess what…
Go on, guess: Alright, you didn’t need to guess.
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Matt - 10/11/2009
Boom Clap Shaka.
No ToeJam & Earl for XBLA, no ToeJam & Earl in the new SEGA racing game with the stupid name, what’s going on, SEGA? Oh… you don’t own the rights to ToeJam & Earl, you buggers. The beautiful (I imagine he is beautiful) man that does, a man called Greg Johnson, has said that...
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Matt - 9/11/2009
Another terrible update by Matt.
This should probably be one of those Twitter posts, but that would mean I can’t include a picture, and it would mean using Twitter. I hate Twitter and all that it stands for, and I love pictures, therefore it makes sense to do this as a “normal post”. By “normal post” I...
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Matt - 4/11/2009
Puzzle Bots explained by a real person, and then another real person!
Sorry, me again. Not sure what Karl’s up to at the moment. I assume he’s watching Twilight feverishly in anticipation for that new one that’s coming out. Vampires and all that shit. Men with their shirts off. That’s his kind of stuff, that. As for me, here’s something I’ve...
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