endoflevelboss » 2010

Matt - 25/01/2010

Banana Split is not cheap in a sexual way. It’s not wearing too much make up and a short skirt, and is not willing to touch your special places with its mouth in exchange for a drink and a taxi home. It is however, 80 MS points on Xbox Live, which is somewhere in the region of the price of...

Matt - 22/01/2010

Who’s stolen my Wii?

This came out on WiiWare (remember that?) today: Looks “well mint”, I’ll probably pick it up whenever I retrieve my Wii from Ant & Dec or someone’s grandma or whoever the fuck has nicked it to pretend to be a tennis player this week. Check out the genuine Max & the Magic...

Matt - 15/01/2010

Napoleon is attractive to me.

I don’t really give a damn about RTS, I’m lazy and stupid. But I gather these are supposed to be good, these Total War games. There’s a new one coming out, but I’m not really here to tell you about that, I’m here to show you a video that came out for it last year which I...

Karl - 11/01/2010

Happy Birthday, Crayon Physics Deluxe!

Can you remember when I wrote a short review for a game called Crayon Physics Deluxe? I said it carried off a child-like charm unique to itself with heaps of polish? No? I included the words ‘phallic’ and ‘cock’ in the opening paragraph? Yeah, that’s the one! Well if my...

"endoflevelboss" - 8/01/2010

A Boy and His Blob for Wii – £14.99 at Amazon! http://bit.ly/4oF58T

Karl - 8/01/2010

GTA on flipping Family Guy!

I like it when games are referenced in popular culture; it’s my secret fetish. Granted, it’s a pretty niche fetish, but a fetish nonetheless. It also makes being a near-obsessive gamer feel slightly more socially acceptable. You can only imagine how I felt when I saw this: It won’t...

Matt - 7/01/2010

It’s barely even about games, this one.

Sometimes when I’m feeling a bit like I want to be cool and not a social disgrace, I visit sites that aren’t about games. If I’m lucky these will give me something to talk about with other (real) people at places such as the water cooler, a bus stop, or a coal mine. Today I was looking...

Karl - 6/01/2010

“…flexed gluteus facing the screen”.

It’ll come as little surprise to most that Matt did a post a while back about a game called Muscle March which involved, as his title suggested, men in pants. If you saw the video of muscular gentlemen running through walls and thought ‘I’d very much like a piece of that’ and...

Matt - 6/01/2010

Cartoons and shit, yeah?

I like cartoons, me. Not shit cartoons. Not cartoons made in Japan for 50 pence. Good cartoons, made by Americans, for billions of pence. You may have also noticed that I like videogames (though with every passing moment my passion for our mutual hobby wanes slightly more). Why should you care? You shouldn’t....

Matt - 4/01/2010

Craig’s got a new blumming site!

Craig “I’m sorry but we’ve run out of women for you” Forrester has a new site. It’s like the old one, except it links to us a lot more, and looks a bit nicer, and we love it at least TEN TIMES as much. Here is a screencap of it: And here’s a close up of His name: He...