You can tell a lot about a person from what they have as their desktop wallpaper.

For example, if I was to see a monitor with a large breasted woman with little to no clothes on adorned across it, I could quite easily assume the owner is male. Or a lesbian.

Similarly, someone with a desktop which depicts rolling green hills and a partly cloudy blue sky suggests to me that they’ve just uninstalled Vista and reinstalled XP or never learned how to change their wallpaper in the first place.

So what does it tell you about someone if they have the following Bioshock 2 wallpapers as their desktop background?

In truth, I have no idea – I’m not a sodding mind reader. But what I do know is that the one on the left there is done by Penny Arcade’s Mike Krahulik and can be downloaded in numerous resolutions here. I also know that I found the one on the right through google image search, so don’t get confused and upset when you can’t find it on the official site.