We at endoflevelboss.com do not endorse punching women in the face, even if it is in an homage to Street Fighter II, unless we definitely won’t get caught.

The villian of Super Meat Boy does not seem to have this hang up, which is great. His deplorable disregard for the fairer sex is hilarious and sickening (I’m just covering myself with the “sickening”, it’s really just “hilarious”).

Super Meat Boy is by some fellows calling themselves Team Meat, and here is a recent trailer for the game:

I like the music, but that’s probably because I don’t get out enough. What music is popular these days? Are S-Club 7 still about?

Check out Team Meat’s official site, and the game site here (which also contains a link to the game on Newgrounds), or I will kidnap a carefully selected member of your family and do unpleasant things to them.

Cheers for the heads up, Craig, please also include a picture of your knees next time, I need it to help complete my lifesize model of you.

If I had the skill and/or inclination to recreate something from a videogame as a 3D sulpture, then I’d like to think this is what I’d be capable of.

Of course, the truth is I would never be able to create something as awesome looking as that.  That’s just something I’ll have to come to terms with in my own time. But until then, I’ll console myself with more pictures of this wonderfully realistic looking Piranha Plant.

I may even watch this making of video and just pretend it’s the fruits of my very own labour.  I suppose you could do the same.

I can’t remember our Games Press password, so you’re stuck with “news” I nick from Kotaku and such at the moment.

Look what I found!

The premise is shit, but shooting stuff in a none-realistic fashion is quite fun. Will the “quite fun” balance out the “shit”? You would find out in December when it’s released, but nobody who likes games will remember it exists by then, because we all gave our Wii’s to our parents/grandparents/bins when nothing good came out for it for about SEVEN YEARS. So I guess we’ll never know.

I still need to get my Wii back to play House of the Dead: Overkill.

Thanks for letting me look at your site and copy you, GamerBytes.

I’m having another one of those empty days at work, which just about gives me time to write some bollocks about games for our neglected website.

You’ve heard of Fez, right? It’s that game with a little white man-creature with a fez on his rectangular head, he runs about and jumps and the camera moves around all crazy-like. Here is a picture of him, looking fit I must say.

Well, Polytron (the people what make it, like), have posted some screens from the last two years of the game’s development on their site. They’re very lovely. My favourite one is this, because it says the word “shit” in it and makes me feel like a big man:

You can see the rest here, most of them are prettier than the one above.

If you want to see the game moving like it’s really alive, look at this video that we may have posted before. I can’t remember:

The game is out “Early 2010″ on Xbox Live Arcade, just like an actual game. Does it thrill you? It does?! You’re sick. I’m calling The Police.

Get out of my house.

You’d think I’d have gone crazy about this new 2D Sonic game on here by now wouldn’t you? Here is the reason I haven’t:

I am too fucking busy.

But when I heard about it, I was very excited, and so were the bags under my eyes. And so were my pants.

Anyway, what the hell am I here for? Oh, I was desperately looking for things to post on here, so I went to NeoGaf. Do you know what I found? DO YOU?!

Of course you don’t, you filth.

I found out that Spotify,that oddly legal free music streaming service thing has game soundtracks on it! Yes, that is extremely geeky and rubbish, but I still think it’s worth sharing on our extremely geeky and rubbish site.

Here is a list of the stuff available!

But you should probably use Spotify to listen to proper music, because when a woman asks you what kind of music you like, and you say “I like music from Final Fantasy”, the woman walks away and tells all her friends that you’re a rapist.

South London is a terrible place, and London buses are terrible things. The other weekend I hated myself enough to travel on  a South London Bus.

As I stepped into its filthy Replacement Bus Service doors I was filled with overwhelming terror and contempt simultaneously.

After venturing up the stairs, with disgust billowing from my heart, and taking a seat, I came across something I should really be submitting to UK:R, instead of posting it on this dive of a website.

Yes, my lovelies, it’s Vaguely SEGA-Related Petty Vandalism!

Thanks to Damo, or Jazel, or whoever made this wonderful artwork for us. I hope your future menial jobs for the local council pay enough to support you and your 27 children along with your heroin habit.

Best of luck.

If Matt was cool enough to wear good t-shirts, I’m pretty sure he’d consider wearing this!

If you’re cooler than Matt (which you probably are) and would like to own this image in t-shirt form, you can. Alternatively, if you don’t get the reference, buy it because it looks good. I’m not going to explain it.

Some of you might think I spend too much of my time promoting Craig “lock up your daughters” Forrester’s games. I would not agree with you in the slightest, but you are entitled to your stupid fucking opinion, I guess.

However, today I have decided to promote another game by someone that I know, a man known only as Kieran Hall. To make my job easy, I asked him to tell me some shit about his effing game (Banana Split), and he told me this:

Banana Split is a 2D Puzzle/Platformer set in the exciting world of BREAKFAST!

You play as Ben Ana, as cool as any fruit can possibly be. He’s a banana with a top hat and a mission. That mission is to make breakfast a healthier meal and save his fruit buddies from the malicious unhealthy foods.
Ben will jump on heads and solve puzzles through five different zones encompassing more than 50 levels in his quest to save his fruity buddies and rescue the princess. It’s like Mario, but with food.

That feels a bit nostalgic, like when we used to just post whole press releases up (instead of Youtube videos and pictures from Games Press).

Look, for the love of God, look at this concept art.

I haven’t got any screens, but I do have a video. Like the sound of that, do you? Let’s hope so:

I went to the trouble of making the border of this video almost match the colour of our Indie Games banner, it took literlly seconds. I hope you appreciate it.

Since I can’t really think of much else to say, and adding in the fact that I’m tired and angry, I’m going to fill up the rest of this Banana Split extravaganza with some more paste from the creators:

The game was created as a way of expanding our knowledge in certain fields of game development we hadnt explored as part of uni. We decided to make a platformer because Johnny Platform was such a success and we wanted in on that. Very much inspired by that game, along with other platformers.

Not sure what else to give you, I’m sure you can make some stuff up.

Of course I can make stuff up! But I won’t. Not today. I’m just not feeling that way out.

When is Banana Split out? I do not know. What will it be out for? Possibly Xbox 360. Anything I’ve not mentioned, feel free to whack it in the comments, Kieran, I need to go get some lunch.

The programming and such is by Kieran, and the art and such is by Brett Eveleigh, just so you know. I think we are somehow endorsing this game by having the site come up before the title screen, which I think is lovely.