Anyone played that Kane & Lynch 2 demo? I couldn’t tell what the fuck was going on. At all. It was all dark, and loads of people from another country kept trying to shoot me for reasons I could not understand. I kept shouting at the screen in vain, “Please! Stop shooting at me! I’m...

Have this: Now get out of my house.

I was done with all this limited/collectors edition nonsense. I don’t want figures and replica guns and all that shit, it just took me a few extra thirty quids to realise it. So no, I was done. I was all like “Dude, I am fully not buying special edition bullshit no more, yo. I am just going...

We got sent this by some publicity people, so we feel a bit like a “proper website” for once. They probably meant to send it to someone else, or it’s just our parents posing as a company trying to make us feel good about ourselves again. Either way, it made us feel special, and like...