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Matt - 2/09/2010

That’s Treasure Treasure: Fortress Forage: Extra Edition. Well, it is out. Now. Look: 80 MS points on Xbox Live Indie Games. What the cocks are you waiting for? Buy it here. Read more about it here. Kiss me here. swfobject.embedSWF("http://www.youtube.com/v/UYBPPHFHYVQ&rel=0&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=0",...

Matt - 18/08/2010

Kane & Lynch 2 demo impressions & BioShock screens.

Anyone played that Kane & Lynch 2 demo? I couldn’t tell what the fuck was going on. At all. It was all dark, and loads of people from another country kept trying to shoot me for reasons I could not understand. I kept shouting at the screen in vain, “Please! Stop shooting at me! I’m...

Matt - 2/08/2010

Treasure Treasure is going large.

I was on about Treasure Treasure in the last post, if you remember, though you probably didn’t read it. Guess what? After a brief career as a wet t-shirt competition judge Craig is back in games, and is porting Treasure Treasure from PC to the noisy, broken, on fire Xbox 360. It looks better than...

Matt - 14/06/2010

Kinect and other bull crap.

I’d risk being current if I started going on about that new Microsoft Kinect business. Suffice to say it sounds like it will be nothing particularly exciting for us “real” gamers, but quite fun for everyone else that actually knows how to have fun and socialise and enjoy life and all...

Matt - 18/04/2010

Competition results.

Okay, time to announce the winner of that ‘competition‘ we did the other day. The question was: “If games were never invented, what the hell would you be doing with your life?” The winner is going to have to be ShinHogosha with his answer: “I would be getting laid. …aw,...

Matt - 9/12/2009

Go and effing buy effing Johnny Platform Saves Xmas.

Did you know Johnny Platform Saves Christmas! came out today? I didn’t, until this morning when I got this off of Craig “please get out of my wife” Forrester: On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Twelve crackers cracking, Eleven robots marching, Ten guns a-shooting, Nine...

Matt - 4/12/2009

Alien Breed things to look at for a bit.

You remember how Team 17 were making that fancy new Alien Breed game? Well, they’ve made it. Bet you weren’t expecting that, were you? You bugger. Have a look at some pictures of it: #gallery-2 { margin: auto; } #gallery-2 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top:...

Matt - 3/12/2009

Betrayed. We will never love again.

Those tossers from Flying Squirrel Games have given an exclusive interview to someone else! We thought that they loved us, but we found them doused in vodka with lipstick (MAN lipstick!) on their trousers in a hotel room with XboxLifeStyle. We’ll never marry them now. Unless they buy us a nice...

Matt - 2/12/2009

The Flight Before Christmas.

Another thing I tend to do when there’s no real gaming news floating about is ask my mates what they’re working on at the moment. Craig’s rampant success has gone to his head, and he is currently paying women to wee on him in a basement in Germany (allegedly). He is also finishing off...

Matt - 1/12/2009

A bunch of Sonic stuff.

There’s absolutely bugger all to talk about that involves games at the moment, so to save us deviating from our loose subject matter and starting to discuss our real lives (in which we barely ever get the time to play games because of all the drinking and the sex and the buying t-shirts) I tend...