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Kane & Lynch 2 demo impressions & BioShock screens.
Anyone played that Kane & Lynch 2 demo? I couldn’t tell what the fuck was going on. At all. It was all dark, and loads of people from another country kept trying to shoot me for reasons I could not understand. I kept shouting at the screen in vain, “Please! Stop shooting at me! I’m...
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BioShock Infinite.
Oh hell yeah. Cheers, VG247.
Little BioShock People.
Look at this: Some woman has done fancy tiny versions of Andrew Ryan, Sander Cohen, a Bouncer, and a Big Sister (see, I know their blumming names!) You can see more of her business at her site.
Bioshock 2 looks a bit alright.
Are you looking forward to Bioshock 2 as much as I am? You shitting well should be. I defy anyone not to have at least a semi after watching those videos, and that includes women.
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BioShock 2 Special Edition.
I was done with all this limited/collectors edition nonsense. I don’t want figures and replica guns and all that shit, it just took me a few extra thirty quids to realise it. So no, I was done. I was all like “Dude, I am fully not buying special edition bullshit no more, yo. I am just going...
Bioshock Love.
If, like me, you’ve played Bioshock, then I reckon I’m pretty safe in assuming that you liked it. But did you like it as much as this man did? I bet you didn’t. Look at how much he liked it! That’s a lot of like. Going one better than that, someone else has recreated one of the...
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LittleBigSister.
See what I did there? I’m a genius, that’s what I did there. Look! The new Big Daddies in BioShock 2 are Big Mamas! Though apparently their proper title is “Big Sister”, which makes no sense as far as I’m concerned. Sister is not the female equivalent of Daddy. Still, if...
Onslaught of Internet Tat.
There’s a lot of stuff out there for you to blow all your hard earned cash over, and most of it you will regret. Prostitutes, for example. Here are some more examples: Some bloke/company/thing has made custom Big Daddy and Little Sister figures, they look okay, but they also look like $325 (with...
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BioShock 2… Sea of Dreams?
I didn’t know BioShock 2 was going to be a Kirby game… Haha, of course, this is a joke. Let’s get serious. I dunno if this is real or not, but I’m pretty gullible, and happy to do an easy update. Apparently there is a 15 second teaser video for BioShock 2 included in the PS3 version...